Monday night. 8:30 pm. Conversation between Mom and Cherished Offspring. Cherished Offspring: “Oh, and Mom, I need an orange tutu to wear to the badminton tournament tomorrow.” Mom: “Tutus for badminton? That doesn’t sound right!” CO (eyeroll): “Because it’s a costume badminton thing!!” Mom: “And what costume are you planning to wear? Can’t you wear…